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“Welcome back to the show,” yelled Anna over the crowd. “Now, I know that you guys are probably itching to see someone get gunged nude, so I’ll just get to the results. With over 61% of the votes, the person getting gunged is… Kristen!”
The audience applauded uproariously. Kristen, despite the fact that she signed up for this, looked a little nervous.
“However, while she can’t escape from this fate, if she can answer a trivia question, Dakota or I will join her,” said Anna. “So, here’s the question: In which movie did you play “Ring Toss Girl?”
“ ‘The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas,’ ” remembered Kristen out loud.
“You are correct,” said Anna. “So, the person who will join you will be selected through this wheel, which is labeled with names of the other contestants.”
The wheel was brought out and spun. It landed on Anna’s name. She looked utterly delighted.
“The good news for me is that I’ll be gunged with regular slime, a la Nickelodeon. Kristen will, however, be gunged with things modeled after her movies,” she said. “And, no, we won’t use blood,” she added.
“So, we may as well start getting nude.”
“Yeah,” Kristen said, now acting as introverted as Bella Swan, not at all the mildly confident girl who’d come out onto the stage a week ago.
“Aww, you’re shy,” said Anna sympathetically. “It’s okay, I took some reassuring by the producers that it wouldn’t harm my rep before I took the job. Tell you what, I’ll go first” – and just like that, Anna’s dress was off, leaving her in a lacy black bra and pantie set. She then unhooked her bra, revealing her more-developed-than-previously-thought boobs, to applause from the audience. After stepping out of her panties, revealing her shaved pubic area, she went to stand in the booth where her gunging was to take place.
“Come on, Kristen,” she said, tingling with anticipation.
Kristen looked apprehensive, but she gradually started stripping, too, first to a blue bra, then a red thong. Off gradually came the bra, revealing her medium-small breasts, and then the thong, showing her trimmed black bush. She then stepped into the booth gingerly, as if it were about to explode.
“Okay, now, since Kristen beat Dakota out in the poll, she goes first,” said Anna. “Like I said beforehand, the gunge will come in the form of things related to her films. First course, producers! And make sure the booth door’s closed.”
A previously unseen clear triangular door was closed in front of Kristen. All of a sudden, a bunch of damp, colored pellets rained down on her. By the time they were done, a large amount of white liquid was all over her face (as well as the rest of her body), but she had a big smile on her face, all apprehension gone.
“What was that?” she asked, canned due to the booth.
“Fruity Pebbles with milk,” chuckled Anna, “for ‘The Flintstones.’ Second course!”
A large, solid, soft quantity of something rained down, smashing through Kristen like mud.
“What’s THIS?” she asked.
“Chocolate cake, for ‘The Cake Eaters,’ ” said Anna. “Third course!”
Something red and sticky dropped down on Kristen in a quantity so large, it lasted for a whole fifteen seconds.
Smacking her lips, Kristen said, “No need to tell me what THIS is. It’s cherry preserves, in honor of the song ‘Cherry Bomb’ by The Runaways.”
“True,” Anna grinned deviously. “Last course!”
Something else white dropped down on Kristen, this one slightly thicker than the milk. When it was all over, she was covered in multicolored cereal, brown cake, cherry preserves and this white substance.
“What is THIS?” asked Kristen.
“Whipped cream, for when the White Queen bathes in it in “Snow White and the Huntsman,” explained Anna. “Okay, guys, lemme have it!”
Green gunge rained down on Anna for ten whole seconds, leaving her a shade of light green, though she (and Kristen) still seemed to be having the time of their lives.
“That’s our show,” yelled Anna over the crowd. “Join us in two months, where I’ll be co-hosting with Sarah Michelle Gellar. For now, good night!”
The End… for Now
