The title theme and graphics fade. It’s 9am, it’s Saturday morning and kids TV was clearly back with a bang! Invigorated with high viewing figures from the first episode, Dave, Maddie and Rebecca burst in from the sides, the large studio packed with kids cheering wildly.
“It’s Saturday!!” Maddie starts.
“We’re LIVE!” Rebecca continues.
“And WE’RE MAAAD!YEEEH!” Dave wildly finishes, a huge grin on his face before running off like a mad man.
“Welcome back to Mad Sat Live, fulfilling all your Saturday morning needs of games, cartoons and a little bit of gunge!” Maddie chrips.
“Yes this is the only place to be and we have an action packed line up for you this morning, but before we crack on with some mega cartoons, I think Dave our resident gunge MC has some rather nervous adult victims I mean volunteers for us to meet!” Rebecca throws over.
“OH yes, nervous indeed!! They should be VERY nervous as one of them will be having a not so fun time in my slime at the end of the show. So without any further ado…From Liverpool we have Danny and from Barnsley we have Ben!”
2 boys aged 10 come in from each side of the studio to wild cheers, both waving arms above their heads in delight. They stop either side of Dave who gives them a hi five each.
” OK Ben i’ll start with you. Who do you want to get gunged today?” Dave asks
“My mum Emma!!” He babbles with a huge smile.
“Your mum Emma?! Let’s find out more.” Dave replies
“My mum Emma, is completely mad about nature and bird watching and it is SO BORRRING!” Ben is playing on his Xbox and his mum Emma bursts in before dragging him out of the room with a big cheeky grin.
She is 32 years old, 5 foot 3 with a petite build. She has delicate features with a slender nose and chin, black straight hair which falls to her shoulders, her eyes are piercing blue in colour. Her skin has a pale complexion, there are few light freckles on each sculpted cheek. She looks younger than her years. Her waist is quite pulled in with trim thighs and backside. She looks after herself well and clearly keeps herself fit and healthy.
“She is constantly dragging me outside into the countryside, trying to find rare birds and butterflies!”
She enthusiastically drags him through a local park, binoculars hanging around her neck. He trudges slowly behind her. They stop under a tree, Emma is behind him, peering through the binoculars.
“I’ve had enough of her Dave! I think she needs to see what creatures she can find in the gunge, so dunk her Dave!”
She slowly lowers her binoculars, eyes wide open, her lips upturned in an exaggerated grimace.
They cut back to Dave.
“Let’s meet this nature mad lady, BRING HER IN!” He cries loudly.
A cage is pushed in from the left side, stood in it and shaking the bars is Emma. She is dressed in a safari style outfit. Light brown button up shirt, a black thick belt across her waist, she has similar coloured shorts which finish at her midthigh. Her legs are bare and slender, on her feet are heavy looking walking boots, dark brown in colour. Her hair is tied back, with a pony tail draped over her shoulder. She has a nervous look on her face but is still smiling. She has light makeup on, slight eye shadow, blush cheeks and pink lipstick. The cage comes to a stop.
“Wow, we’ve really upped the budget on the costumes!” Dave laughs. Emma joins in, breaking into giggles, turning slightly red in the cheeks in embarrassment but continues to play along.
“Just ready to get my nature on Dave! Though not seen many birds around here…” She replies in her soft Yorkshire accent.
“No there aren’t ANY birds around here young lady…but there is a very special perch you could be sat on later if you’re not lucky. HAHA!” He replies, wiggling his eyebrows. “So why are you bird mad and more importantly, WHY do you subject poor Ben here to it?”
“It’s good for him Dave!” She brusquely replies. ” Fresh air, nature, good exercise. There is literally NOTHING wrong with bird watching!” She confidently adds.
“Well what do you think Ben?” Dave asks.
“It’s boring Dave!! And cold!! The only type of watching I want to do today, is her going in the gunk dunk!” He points at his mum and she sticks out her tongue in reply before shaking her head.
“Well that’s pretty definitive. But young Danny over here might have something to say about that. Who do you want to get your own back on?” Dave asks.
“My auntie Louise!!” He excitedly replies.
“Your auntie Louise!? Let’s find out more!!”
Another short video plays. Danny is sat on his sofa at home.
“My auntie Louise is from Liverpool just like me. So WHY does she support Manchester United??!!” Danny is completely exasperated and shaking his head as Louise walks into the room.
She is 35 years old, 5 foot 6 with a more curvy figure, fuller thighs and a moderately sized bust. Her hair is glossy brown with light highlights, it falls in gentle waves as it comes to her shoulders. She has jewel like hazel eyes and pretty eyelashes and sculpted dark eye brows, her nose is strong with plump red lips. Her cheeks appear soft and cushioned. She is wearing a Man United shirt from the late 90s, it hugs her figure showing off her pert bust. Her complexion is fair She cheers and starts chanting at Danny.
“UNITED!!UNITED!!UNITED!!” She bounces up and down whilst waving a Man United scarf above her head.
“It makes no sense!! Whats worse, is that she picks me up from school wearing that shirt! I get so much stick!”
They cut to the school gates, she is booed as she walks through to pick him up, she turns her nose up and walks in confidently with no regards for the children. A real air of mock arrogance surrounds her.
“Please Dave, let me teach this terrible aunt a lesson, and send her for a special early bath, in the gunk dunk!”
All the children break into cheers, Louise opens her mouth in mock indignation and puts her hands on her hips, shaking her head vigorously.
“A Liverpudlian who supports United?! What has the world come to?! BRING HER IIIN!” Dave cries.
A cage is wheeled in from the right. Louise is contained, she is wearing the same figure hugging united shirt, tucked into black shorts which cling to her shapely rear, finishing half way down her thighs. On her feet are black football boot style trainers and black football socks pulled up to her knees. She is lightly shaking the bars, her cheeks quite red with the indignation of the outfit, though as the cage stops she kisses the badge before sticking her tongue out at Danny. She has less make up on, though she looks naturally very pretty. He shakes his head and scowls back. The crowd boo loudly in response.
“Deary me madam, what on earth is going on?!”
“Well Dave..United are the best team, that’s all there is to it!” She replies in her light scouse accent.
Everyone boos whilst Danny gives the thumbs down.
“I’m not sure everyone agrees, what do you think Danny?!”
“Obviously Liverpool are the best, though she could even support Everton! It’s so bad Dave, she needs to be taught a lesson in the gunge!” He replies with genuine irritation! Louise shakes her head, she gives a slightly nervous smile, betraying her air of confidence.
“So boys and girls we’ve met our two very deserving victims and it is up to you who gets a taught a lesson at the end of today’s show. So who’s it going to be?”
The studio goes dark apart from a spot light on each lady.
“Is our nature loving mum Emma going to go on a special gunge safari?”
Emma laughs nervously, shaking her head looking straight down the camera.
“Or is our Manchester United supporting Liverpudlian going to be sent off into the gunk dunk?”
Louise narrows her eyes slightly, looking down the camera and giving a little grimace.
“It’s up to you, LINES OPEN….NOOOOW! Back to you Maddie!”
The crowd cheer as the camera zooms out.
Sorry it’s been a while coming. Life and all that. I get quite a few nominations, so apologies to those who I don’t get round to doing. These two caught my attention and thought I could change things up a bit with outfits! Poll closes 03/11. Result some time after, hopefully not too long!!
