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Carla bounces onto the stage wearing a partially see-through black blouse, grey skirt, tights and black high heel shoes “Welcome to the preview show for our second featured match of the Rugby World Cup. It’s England v USA.”
Carla: “Representing England we have former Hollyoaks actress Ali Bastian.”
The 37 year old blonde walks out, wearing a slinky black and blue hooped dress, pantyhose and black high heel shoes.
Carla: “You look very confident Ali?”
Ali: “I should be! I’ve just looked at the betting odds and England are 1/80 to win, so they are definitely going to win.”
Carla: “I think I would be confident as well, if I was in your position. Haha! Let’s see who your unfortunate opponent will be! You won’t be surprised to learn that we had lots of rejections from American lady’s agents, when we were trying to book a lady to represent the country. I think they realised the score could be very high to England and lead to a messy and humiliating time for any USA lady on the show. However all is not lost, as we have managed to secure a suitable lady. Please put your hands together for actress Alison Brie.”
The audience clapped enthusiastically as the 36 year old brunette walked on to the studio floor and stood next to Carla. She was wearing a silky red top, black skirt, black stockings and black high heel shoes.
Carla: “Hi Alison. I understand you believe you were a little misled when you agreed to appear on the show.”
Alison: “Yes Carla. My agent got confused and told me it was an American Football match so I thought USA would easily beat England. I then subsequently found out it was a rugby match and unfortunately USA are apparently no where near as good at rugby as they are at American football.”
Carla: “Oh dear! I do feel a bit sorry for you, because it may very well turn out to be a very long results show for you.”
Alison: “I know! But hey, I have come to terms with it and whatever will be, will be”
Carla: “That’s probably a good outlook to take, given the circumstances. See you back on the results show, where we are most probably going to see a lot more of you, if you get my drift!”
Alison smiles weakly at that comment, as Carla continues.
Carla: “In every preview show, we get to surprise a lady, and in keeping with the theme of Alison’s and Ali’s, we are going to pay a visit to the Coronation Street set where they are filming the episodes that are due to be broadcast over Christmas.”
The overhead TV monitor flickers into life and shows the inside of the Rovers Return, with Alison King wearing a sexy red Christmas dress and red high heel shoes.
The 46 year old is taken by surprise as two of her fellow actresses interlock their arms in hers, and walk her outside of the pub, where a makeshift gunge tank had been erected. Alison gasped as she saw the perspex structure.
Alison: “Why is this happening to me?”
Carla: “Hi Alison, it’s Carla here, and congratulations on being our surprise guest for this preview show. In answer to your question, you can blame your parents for naming you, as we needed to keep the ‘Alison’ theme going. We couldn’t think of anyone else whose name began with Alison!”
Alison groans as she is walked to the gunge tank, her Christmas hat is whisked off her head and a number of her fellow actors and actresses come up to her and splat the eggs they had been given, onto her head. Alison squealed as the yolk and egg matted her hair and dripped down her face and onto her shoulders.
The door of the tank is opened and an egged Alison reluctantly steps inside and sits down on the plastic chair inside.
The lever at the side of the tank is pulled sharply which releases thick white gunge all over the hapless lady. Alison squealed as she gets deluged with the white gunk. Her fellow actors and actresses laugh at the state that she is left in, completely covered in white gunge.
Carla turns back to the camera “Another good surprise gunging. Although I must admit I enjoyed surprising Nikki much more during the first preview show! Time to move on to Carla’s Predictions and so far we have had 5 predictions.”
Carla: “There is still time to make a prediction as entries close at 11:45 (BST) on Thursday. If you do submit an entry, please remember to nominate a lady you would like to see on the results show. Goodbye for now, and see you on the results show.”