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(This story contains nudity)
The show restarts again after the advert break and Natalie is looking a little sheepish as Glen starts to talk to the camera.
Glen: “Thanks for joining us again, and as promised we are about to go into our third edition of our brand new segment ‘Lets have some messy fun with…..’
Glen turns to Natalie: “How are you feeling Nat?”
Natalie: “A bit nervous about what might happen to me. I just hope it’s not too humiliating.”
Glen: “I understand that getting wet or messy shouldn’t be a problem for you.”
Natalie: “Eh, how have you figured that out?”
Glen: “We have a clip of you being thrown in the swimming pool a couple of years ago.”
A short video clip is shown, with a F1 driver having a little fun at the end of an interview by throwing the diminutive presenter into the pool.
Natalie: “Oh yes I remember that. Daniel was being a little naughty that day, and I got drenched. Thank goodness it was a sunny and hot day as I dried off pretty quickly.”
Glen: “We also have some pictures of you getting gunged about a year ago.”
Natalie: “Ahhh yes, I was taking part in a quiz and I got that disgusting slimey gunge all over me for losing. It took me ages to wash it all out of my hair!”
Glen: “So I guess I am correct with my earlier statement in that you are used to wet and messy situations?”
Natalie: “I suppose you could say that.”
Glen: “Anyway, let’s bring out the tombola. We have put in all the ideas that have been suggested by viewers during the break. Your job Nat, is to put your hand inside and pick one out.”
The brunette made a motion to put her hand inside but she was stopped by Glen.
Glen: “Just before you select one, I thought I would run through a few of the ideas that are in the tombola, that you are at risk of pulling out. This one is a bit tame, so you’ll probably like this one – this idea is to throw a few custard pies at you.”
Natalie: “Eh, is that all? I think I can handle that, no problem”
Glen: “Another of the suggestions is for you to wear a one piece swimsuit and have a hose put down the front, which will then blast out ice cold gunge at full power.”
Natalie: “Oh no, I don’t like that one at all. That would make my tits get very cold and make my nipples go hard.”
Glen: “You’re probably right. Haha! How about this one – you get to dress as a saucy schoolgirl and get to go in a bath of sloppy mud.”
Natalie: “Yuck! That sounds disgusting”
Glen: “I can also show you a picture of the outfit you would wear if that idea is chosen.”
Natalie: “Hmmm, that looks a little on the skimpy side, and I see it includes stockings as well!”
Glen: “Yes Nat. You’ve got great legs so stockings should really suit you.”
Natalie goes a little red “Thank you Glen”
Glen: “I think thats enough of reading through some of the ideas. There’s loads more in there, so time to pick an idea from the tombola.”
Whilst looking the other way, the brunette selects a piece of paper inside the tombola and draws it out. She unfolds it and gasps as she reads it silently to herself.
Glen: “Come on Nat, tell us what it is.”
Natalie: “It says ‘custard clown strip’. I’m not sure what that means exactly but I don’t like the sound of the ‘strip’ bit.”
Glen: “Oh this is a fun one, well chosen! What this means is that you will take part in a clown routine with our special clown guests Topsy and Turvy.”
Natalie: “But I have my favourite black dress on tonight and I don’t want to get it damaged or messy”
Glen: “No problem. You can change into that schoolgirl outfit I showed you earlier. It’s waiting for you in your dressing room, so chop chop, go and get changed.”
Natalie rolled her eyes “Great!”
The presenter stood up and went to get changed as the show went into another advert break.
After a few minutes, the show resumed and two female clowns could be seen bringing out a trolley laden with custard pies and jugs of custard.
Topsy: “We seem to be missing something”
Turvy: “Yeah you’re right. What could it be?”
At that point, Natalie walked back onto the studio floor wearing the sexy schoolgirl outfit consisting of white shirt, red and yellow school tie, very short grey skirt, black stockings and suspenders and black high heel shoes.
Topsy: “Oh, she’ll do!”
Turvy: “Definitely”
Natalie was ushered to stand between both clowns, and she smiled weakly into the camera, as the clowns began to bicker between themselves. As the exchange of words got more heated, both clowns picked up a custard pie and attempted to throw them at each other. With Natalie between them, the result was a pie sandwich to Natalie’s head and she gasped as the custard and cream clogged her ears and splattered against her shoulder length hair.
The camera panned back to Glen who was grinning from ear to ear.
Glen: “We’ll be going back for some more fun with Topsy, Turvy and Natalie every 10 minutes over the course of the next hour. But now, more sports news etc etc…”
After 10 minutes…
The camera focuses back on the clowns and Natalie. A wooden table had been brought onto the studio floor, and Natalie was bending over it, so that her upper body was in contact with the top of the table. The back of her stockinged legs and bottom were facing the camera.
Topsy flipped Natalie’s skirt up to reveal her black skimpy knickers and Turvy slapped a custard pie onto her bottom, which made the presenter yelp. This quickly soaked into the flimsy knicker material and streams of custard ran down her stockinged legs.
Glen shouted over “Nat, I did say that you would look good in stockings and I’m right”
After 20 minutes…
Glen announced it was time for some more clown fun, and the camera focused on Natalie who was still bent over the table, with her skirt still flipped over and her knickers on full show. Turvy put her forefinger into the elasticated top of her knickers to pull the garment slightly away from her bottom. Topsy was ready and waiting with a jug of custard and poured the contents of the jug inside. Natalie squealed as the cold dessert sloshed around inside her knickers and around her bottom.
Turvy then grasped the sides of her knickers and pulled the garment up sharply to make Natalie squeal even louder than before, as she was wedgied. Custard went everywhere including her muff and bottom crack.
As the camera panned back to Glen, he was laughing uncontrollably at the sight of his co-presenter before blurting out “It’s like being back at school, eh Nat!”
After 30 minutes…
The table had been removed from the studio floor and replaced by an overhead beam which had a pair of handcuffs dangling down from it. Natalie was standing upright with her arms raised and her wrists already locked in the cuffs.
Natalie groaned as she saw Topsy brandish a pair of scissors. With a few snips her white shirt was cut off her. This was followed by her skirt. This left her in black bra, knickers, stockings and suspenders, high heel shoes, and her school tie.
Jugs of custard were poured over her head, and into her cleavage to leave her in a custardy mess. Turvy massaged the custard into her hair so that every strand was coated.
Natalie: “Thanks for that, NOT!”
As the camera focused back on Glen, he shouted out “Haha! You now know what it is like to be blonde!”
After 40 minutes…
Natalie was still handcuffed to the overhead beam, and Turvy showed her a black bowler hat. Topsy began to fill the hat with custard and squirty cream until it was overflowing.
Turvy: “Guess where this is going Natalie?”
Natalie: “My head, by any chance?”
Turvy: “Correct!”
The bowler hat was placed on the top of her head, and Topsy firmly pulled the hat down which squeezed the custard and cream out of the bottom and all over the brunette’s face and hair.
After 50 minutes…
Glen: “And for the final time tonight, we will go and see what Topsy and Turvy have planned for the end of their clown routine.
The camera panned back to the threesome, with the lingerie-clad presenter still handcuffed to the overhead beam. Turvy could be seen to be about to cut through Natalie’s bra straps with a pair of scissors. With a wry grin, it was as if Natalie had accepted she was going to be stripped on national TV. Two snips later, her ruined bra was on the floor and her perky tits were exposed for all to see. They looked good with a school tie dangling down between them.
Turvy continued with the cutting and snipped the sides of her knickers so that she could whisk the garment away to reveal Natalie’s shaved muff and pert bottom.
Feeling very embarrassed, Natalie was unable to protect her modesty as she was still cuffed and went red as she noticed the camera doing close-ups of her body.
Meanwhile Topsy and Turvy had positioned themselves at the sides of Natalie and within easy reach of the trolleys, and started to splatter the remaining custard pies all over Natalie, making sure her tits, muff and bottom got a good coating.
By the end, there was no clean spots on Natalie, and she had been well and truly sploshed with custard and cream.
The camera panned back to Glen.
Glen: “Thank you for joining us tonight and a special thank you to the lovely Natalie Pinkham who probably got a bit more messy and humiliated than she bargained for.”
Natalie: “You could say that! Can someone uncuff me please? I need to get cleaned up, changed and get to Belgium for the F1 Grand Prix.”
The clowns duly obliged, and Natalie jogged off the studio floor, with her messy tits bouncing around comically.
fast forward an hour….
A freshly showered and clean clothed Natalie walks out of her dressing room looking scrumptious in a mustard coloured mini-dress and high heel shoes.
As she turned the corner, she was confronted by Topsy and Turvy.
Natalie: “What are you two still doing here?”
Topsy: “To give you a last minute present before your flight to Belgium”
Natalie: “What do you mean….”
Natalie wasn’t able to finish her sentence as both clowns revealed they had a custard pie each behind their backs and swiftly smushed them into the brunette’s face. A gobsmacked Natalie wiped her eyes and looked down at the splashes of custard and cream which were evident on her dress.
Natalie: “You idiots! I’m going to have to shower again and put on another set of clean clothes.”
The presenter stormed back off to her dressing room as the clowns giggled and went about their merry way.
Topsy: “Lets get another couple of custard pies and we’ll come back again in half an hour.”
Turvy: “That’s going to be so funny to see her reaction when we pie her yet again. I know let’s see if we can get hold of some eggs as well.”
Topsy: “Good idea”
Authors Note: I might do a final instalment of this series. Please see poll below, which will decide if there will indeed be another episode…