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Glen: “It’s that time again and welcome to the sports news show. My name is Glen and I am joined tonight by the delectable Natalie Pinkham”
Natalie: “Good evening everyone, and we have some important sports news to update you all on. It’s the Belgian Grand Prix this weekend and…..”
Glen interrupts Natalie “Sorry Natalie, but we have much more important news to announce”
A perplexed Natalie answers “What do you mean?”
Glen: “Its time for another edition of ‘Lets have some messy fun with……”
A shocked Natalie is speechless
Glen: “Yes, this is when we ask you the viewers to submit ideas for how the lovely Natalie gets messy and also what she will be wearing.”
Natalie: “Oh my god! I’ve seen what happened to Michelle Owen and Jo Wilson in the previous episodes. I really hope I don’t pick out an idea that is too humiliating or messy!”
Glen: “We’ll just have to wait and see what ideas the viewers submit. In fact, I’ve already received an idea from a viewer who was anticipating that you would be starring on our new show.”
Natalie: “Really! What did they come up with?”
Glen starts reading from a card he picks up “I must admit I quite like this idea as well. The viewer has suggested that you wear a tight white t-shirt and denim cut-offs, and get tied to a strippers pole. You then get hosed down with water before being splattered from head to toe with custard pies”
Natalie: “Yuck! I would get custard and cream in my lovely hair”
Natalie: “This could also be very embarrassing for me. I guess that I wouldn’t be allowed to wear a bra underneath the t-shirt?”
Glen furiously scribbles on the card he is reading from, before looking up again to face the camera “Correct, the viewer has specified you wouldn’t be allowed to wear any underwear.”
Natalie puts her finger on her lips quizzically “Have you just made that up?”
Glen: “Of course not! I am a complete professional and I would never do anything like that.”
Natalie huffs “A likely story!”
Glen winks at the camera as he finishes the sentence which isn’t seen by Natalie.
Glen: “We’ve also had an idea from your F1 colleague Rachel Brooks.”
Natalie: “What! I can’t believe my good friend and colleague has done that! Wait till I see her in Belgium at the weekend.”
Glen: “Perhaps you can return the favour in a future episode. But I can tell you that Rachel wants to see you in your underwear, getting your knickers filled with custard and then getting a wedgie!”
Natalie: “How dare she even say that! The thought of the custard going everywhere makes me shudder!”
Glen smiles as he looks at his watch “We are just about to go to an advert break, so viewers please submit your ideas for how you want to see Natalie get messy. When we return from the break, Natalie will get to choose one of the ideas from a tombola, and she will receive that messy fate.”
A sarcastic Natalie looks into the camera “I can’t wait”
Glen: “Perhaps you can view it as a nice send-off before you jet off to the Circuit de-Spa Francorchamps”
Author’s Note: You know the drill. Put your suggestions for Natalie in the comments below, and one of them will be chosen…..