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”Welcome to another edition of Sports News. My name is Jo Wilson.”
“On my right hand side should be Glen. Does anyone know where he is, as we’ve got a show to do!”
Glen makes a late appearance and sits down next to Jo.
Glen: “Sorry Jo, I was just getting some last minute instructions from the producer.”
Jo: “Oh really! Anything I need to be updated on?”
Glen: “Actually yes, we are going to have a programme format change for the next hour.”
Jo: “Eh, so what’s the change?”
Glen: “As it’s a pretty slow day for sports news, and the astounding success of the inaugural programme ‘Let’s get messy with…’ the Producer has decided we will do the second episode right now.”
Jo pauses for a moment before smiling “You mean you are going to get messy! Fantastic!”
Glen laughs and points to Jo “That’s a funny joke!”
Glen: “I am afraid it’s always the lady presenter which gets the pleasure of getting messy (that’s contractual!) so that means it will be you!”
Jo: “Noooooooo!”
Glen: “So we will be asking the viewers for ideas to get you messy and to also choose what you will be wearing. We will put all the ideas we receive into a tombola and then you will be asked to pull one of the ideas out, and that’s the messy fate you will receive”
Jo: “Oh my god!”
Glen: “Do you know what, I think I will enter an idea. Do you want to know what it is?
Jo: “I shudder to think what it’s going to be.”
Glen: “My idea is for you to wear a nurse’s uniform and to go in the pillory and get pelted with eggs and rotten tomatoes.”
Jo closes her eyes and scowls at the thought.
Glen: “The producer has told me that he wants to submit an idea as well. He wants to see you in a mankini and to be dunked in a tank of rice pudding.”
Jo: “Gross!”
Glen: “So viewers get your ideas in, and rejoin us after the break when we will find out what is in store for Jo.”
Jo reaches out and touches Glen’s arm “Is there anything I can do to get out of this?”
Glen: “Sorry Jo, but it is within your contract.”
Authors Note: You know the drill now. Put your suggestions as to how you want to see Jo get messy, and one of them will be used in part 2 of the story