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Alright, so for personal reasons, im lightening my load so to speak. However, I am still gonna try to produce content. So Ive decided to begin the Battle of the Athletes.
This will go on during NFL season. There will be 2 teams of 10 female athletes and or sports personalities. Each team will have a Legends Captain. Each week, a female from each team will face each other in head-to-head competition, with one getting messy in a different way each week. They will be tied to one of the teams playing on Sunday Night Football for that week. Who gets slimed depends on who wins the Sunday Night football game for that week. Whoever is tied to the losing team for that week will get slimed.Whoever’s NFL team for that week wins (and thus they stay clean) wins that week for their team. These wins will add up.
Now, Week 10 will be a special week. The captains will face each other that week, and the loser will receive an epic, head-to-toe, gold sliming. But theres a catch. Going into that week, due to the odd number of prior weeks, there will be a team that has more wins than the other. If the team that has less wins going into Week 10 loses Week 10, then their captain will get gold slimed. But if the team that has more wins going into Week 10 loses Week 10, then the ENTIRE team will get a mega-gold sliming. It’s all or nothing.
So here are the teams:
Team 1
Lindsey Vonn
Alex Morgan
Maria Sharapova
Paige Van Zant
Demi Runas
Ronda Rousey
Jamie Erdahl
Amanda Kessel
Rachel Bonnetta
Captain: Anna Kournikova
Team 2
Mikaela Shiffrin
Julie Ertz
Caroline Wozniacki
Miesha Tate
Paige Spirinac
Lana
Jenny Dell
Hilary Knight
Katie Nolan
Captain: Natalie Coughlin
Week 1: Skiing
Bears- Lindsey Vonn
Packers-Mikaela Shiffrin
Slime dunk tank: The loser will be dunked in a massive tank of slime.
Week 2: Soccer
Steelers- Alex Morgan
Patriots- Julie Ertz
Slime Gatorade Bath: The loser will get a gatorade cooler of slime dumped over them for every touchdown scored.
Week 3: Tennis
Falcons- Maria Sharapova
Eagles- Caroline Wozniacki
Slime shower: The loser enters a shower that will slime them from head to toe. For every touchdown scored, the sliming will go on for an additional 5 seconds.
Week 4: MMA
Rams- Paige Van Zant
Browns- Miesha Tate
Slime pies: The loser receives a slime pie for every touchdown scored.
Week 5: Golf
Saints- Demi Runas
Cowboys- Paige Spirinac
Slime umbrella: Loser sits under an umbrella which will bathe them in slime. For every touchdown scored, the sliming will go on for an additional 5 seconds.
Week 6: Wrestling
Chiefs- Ronda Rousey
Colts- Lana
Slime battle royal: The winner gets to throw the loser over the top rope, and into a big pool of slime.
Week 7: Reporters
Chargers- Jamie Erdahl
Steelers- Jenny Dell
Slime cameras: Loser sits and is surrounded by camera’s. These camera’s will slime them from all sides.
Week 8: Hockey
Cowboys- Amanda Kessel
Eagles- Hilary Knight
Slime penalty box: The loser goes into a penalty box that will slime them from all sides.
Week 9: Personalities
Chiefs- Rachel Bonnetta
Packers- Katie Nolan
The loser gets slimed with a hose.
Week 10: Captains
Ravens- Anna Kournikova
Patriots: Natalie Coughlin
Gold Slime All or Nothing