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Noel Edmonds, with pure grandeur, made his way out to center-stage. “Ladies and gentlemen”, he began with his signature swagger, “we have reached the conclusion of our 2018 Great Gunge Tournament!” The crowd clapped in response.
“So”, Noel began again, “seeing as how we eliminated all of the ‘bad’ girls, our final battle is between two teams of ‘good’ girls. Sasha Banks and Bayley against Tegan Nox and Dakota Kai. Please, welcome our participants!”
The two teams made their way to the cheers of the crowd, and took their places next to Gordon, who began to talk again, “So, the viewer at home had some choices. In addition to choosing which of you lovely ladies get a makeover, fans also got to choose the stipulation and the type of gunge. And because we have reached the finale, the TWO types of stipulation and gunge receiving the mosrlt votes will be used.”
The crowd cheered again, while the four ladies had looks of nervous anticipation. “Now, without further ado”, continued Noel “lets see which stipulations it will be.”
The graphic appeared, and tallied up the votes. Finally, the conclusion showed.
The crowd roared in approval. The four ladies expressions all turned to nervous embarrassment, but with each of them, there was a hint of excited anticipation. Noel continued, “Well, our losers are gonna do some butt kissing, and are gonna be getting just a little undressed. But look at this way, when you get gunged in your underwear, your gear will stay clean. Now lets see what your undies will be covered in.”
Again, the graphic appeared, and then the result was calculated.
The crowd again roared. The ladies became even more nervous, as they realized that they possibly minutes away from getting drenched in ice cream, fudge, whipped cream, and finally, manure. There was no longer any excited anticipation, rather, it was sheer dread.
“Now”, began Noel, “the time has come. We know what the punishments will be, so lets see who will be gunged. The veterans Sasha and Bayley, or the new girls on the block, Tegan and Dakota. Please, lets see the result…”
Bayley’s mouth dropped, but there were just the faintest hints of a smile at the edges of her mouth. Sasha, however, had no hints of a smile. Tegan and Dakota, on the other hand, seemed quite pleased with the result.
“Now ladies”, bellowed a beaming Noel, “you know what you must do!” Bayley and Sasha looked at each other, grimaced, and stood up. Noel continued, “First, we will commence with the so-called butt-kissing. Lets begin!” Tegan and Dakota, smiling smugly, stood up, and turned around.
Sasha and Bayley got down on their knees, ready to humiliate themselves. Tegan held up a finger, indicating for them to wait. Her and Dakota looked at each other, nodded, and pulled up their tights. They hiked them up so much that their tights were practically thongs. They bent over, and Bayley and Sasha, reluctantly leaned in and puckered up.
Sasha pressed her upon Tegan’s bare butt-cheek, while Bayley kissed Dakota’s. After what felt like hours (for Sasha and Bayley), they removed their lips. Sasha had a look of abject horror, disgust, and humiliation. Bayley, looked embarrassed, but once again, there were hints of a smile, as if there was a small part of her that enjoyed the absurdity of the situation.
“Well”, began Noel, “that was something alright. And while that was a unique stipulation, it was not the only stipulation.” With this, the crowd, particularly the men, began to cheer. Bayley began to laugh again, while Sasha pouted and shook her head.
Again, the two ladies looked at each other, and began to undress. They first removed their tops. This revealed a black bra for Bayley, and a tan bra for Sasha. Next, with a sense of reluctance, they removed their bottoms. Bayley revealed a black thong, while Sasha revealed a tan thong. The crowd (again, mainly the men) cheered wildly.
At this point, Bayley was outright laughing, while Sasha looked quite angry. Noel began, “Well, ive always heard that wrestlers wear very thin underwear under their gear, for mobility reasons. It looks like that theory has been proven correct tonight. Sasha moved towards Noel in anger, but quickly covered when she remembered her current state.
“Now, it is time to commence with the gunging. As we saw, it will be ice cream and horse manure. A nice little clash there, a mix of sweet and, well, very sour.”
The carwash device spun out, and Noel motioned the near-nude Sasha and Bayley to take their seat. The walled over and took their seat in the cart, their reactions staying the same as before. Noel motioned Tegan and Dakota, who grabbed the lever and pulled. The cart surged forward, toward its inevitable fate…
Hey everyone, just wanted to check in woth Part 1 of 2. Sorry for the delay, Ive gooten kind of busy recently. I dont want to go all George RR Martin on everybody and make you wait too long. Also, I wanted to break it up, as it is alot, and I didnt want to give the reader too much to digest. Hope you enjoy.