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Welcome to this weekends featured match of CSWL between the Champions of England Manchester City and the Champions League runners-up Tottenham Hotspur, and it is a Captains special this weekend as well and I am your host Alice Piper
Alice is wearing a blue mini dress, her brown hair is shoulder length and curled and she is also wearing nude high heeled shoes.
Now let’s meet our first representative and she is representing the home team and that is Manchester City’s Women’s Captain Steph Houghton.
Steph is wearing a black sparkly mini dress, black strappy high heeled shoes and her blonde hair is being worn in a bun.
Steph how do you fancy your chances this weekend, well Alice we are at home so I am hoping the boys do well so I am not going to get that messy or humiliated.
Thank Steph now onto our Tottenham Hotspur representative and it is their captain Jenna Schillaci
Jenna appears on stage wearing her white home Tottenham Hotspur Kit.
Jenna how do you rate your teams chances this weekend.
Well Alice we gave them 2 decent games last season but we are away but are expecting a tough game but I am hoping the boys can pull through and prevent my messiness and humiliation.
Thank you ladies now it is onto the forfeits, for 1 goal scored it is a good old fashioned custard pie.
For a 2nd goal it is the gunge tank where you will be gunge in the oppositions colours.
For the 3rd goal forfeit it is the pillories and all underwear, both ladies groan at this.
And if they didn’t like that they won’t like this the 4th goal forfeit the over head beam will make a return and our two football stars will be in all there glory if it reaches this stages as all forfeits will be done naked.
Of course the forfeit wheel, will be making a return as well for other forfeits to that include, possession, cards, shots and fouls.
And of course with it being my debut show, I will be of course getting messy and humiliated and most likely naked a despondent Alice exclaims.
So join me and my two guests, Steph and Jenna in the results show.